6 Reasons To Date An Obese Girl

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Today I read an article called 5 reasons to date a girl with an eating disorder. I was shocked by some of the attitudes displayed especially the idea that men should prefer slim girls. Don’t these people know that all women are beautiful?

Some of the comments were shocking too. So much hate. So much negativity. It almost seemed like some people felt insulted. Personally, I prefer that everyone get along well. Personally, I prefer a positive response. So please try to see the titillating side of obesity as you enjoy these 6 reasons to date an obese girl.

1. Hard work makes a man stronger

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Building muscle and getting strong has always been an obsession in the manosphere. It’s so hard to find the motivation to attend the gym regularly, though. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a way to lift heavy regularly without even getting out of bed? Can’t find a 24 hour gym to get ripped late at night? There might be a solution to these problems.

2. Lower risk of pregnancy

Raw dogging is the last word in pleasure but it comes with all kinds of risks. Obesity is beauty, no doubt about it. It also reduces fertility. So for a man who doesn’t want children it acts as a sort of natural contraceptive. The expected child support load is less for each load ejected. Feel the warmth coursing through your body. Thrust the risks to the back of your mind. Plow straight ahead with a feeling of safety and security.

3. No sex may seem like a blessing

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Once a month girls go through a period of reduced sexual receptiveness. Some men find that girls display such periods outside that period. Interruptions to the normal, regular pleasures of life can seem frustrating for a man in a hard place. Missing out can almost seem preferable to a moment of bliss when dating an obese girl. Not needing to man the pump so much might be a cause for celebration.

4. Lack of other options

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Sexual scarcity is a fact of life for men. Every man has gone through dry spells. Lack of success can snowball as confidence is lost. Sexual health and function will start to droop if not exercised regularly. It’s use it or lose it. The answer is only logical. Offer your sausage to those who really love sausages. Feed the starving. Use something hard on something soft.

5. Opportunities to explore buffet game

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Debates rage over the relative merits of day game and night game. Approach theories are tested. Men write serious, sober articles about relative returns to their different types of pick up efforts. Imagine intercepting your girl as she picks up that third bowl of ice cream. Your wingman helps you isolate by discretely intercepting a cock blocker at the cake table. Get your snout in the trough. Then ask for her number. Be a pioneer. Go where the really big game grazes. Be the first to write a post about buffet game.

6. Returning to quality will give more pleasure than before

Everything is a circle. No phase continues forever. There will come a time when a man will regrettably have to give up the delicious sexual buffet that obese girls can provide. It’s only the result of patriarchal brainwashing, of course, but afterwards those lesser girls will give so much pleasure. Release from your obese girl phase may intensify some other kind of release.

… and that’s just the beginning

I didn’t even mention looking slim by comparison, access to her slimmer friends, more surface area for expressive tattoos, improving the gene pool and greater flotation for your boat. Look for the upcoming 6 more reasons to date an obese girl to explore these further pearls of wisdom.

So next time a BBW walks by don’t look away. Hide your disgust. Try to see her as a kind of larger, sweatier red pill. See it as an opportunity to go on a journey into the heart of something luscious. Take the passage less traveled. Remember, everything that leads to comfort leads to weakness and take the plunge.

You may find yourself a better man afterwards. You will certainly find yourself a better girl afterwards.

Published as a guest post on Return of Kings here

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2 thoughts on “6 Reasons To Date An Obese Girl

  1. Hey, I know the guy in the banner of this article as it appears on ROK. Do you know him in person or did you just find the image? There are some classic photos from his wedding. All of the bridesmaids are super hot. I just imagine him thinking “Wait… I get THIS one!?”

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